July 18, 2025

Uh oh, you missed the exit.

Tonight's Lineup is all about the Wrong Turn.
The backwoods slasher that made us all think twice about road trips through the mountains. A group of unlucky travelers takes a detour straight into nightmare territory, where inbred cannibals turn the forest into their hunting ground. Sign me right on up.

Rusty chainsaws? check.
Booby traps? check.
Mutant hillbillies with a taste for human flesh? heck yes.
Watchlist (in order):

Remember:
Don't turn off waze or you may end up with one of these guys.

- The Final Girl
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June 20, 2025

Slasher Summer is Loading...

It's officially Slasher Summer.
Grab your bug spray, your joints, and your favorite crop top that says "Camp Counselor" even though you were absolutely fired. We're going back to the woods.

It's Slasher Season.knife

The rules are simple:
   1. Don't split up
   2. Don't have sex
   3. Don't say "I'll be right back"

We're kicking it off with the core slashers —
Classics:

That alone could fuel your summer, but I crave more so we have the complete Slasher Summer favorites list you can find here and Summerween is here + we will continue updating with any underrated gems that we missed.

Watch with friends. Or don't.
Just don't go outside alone.

- The Final Girl
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June 13, 2025

It's Friday the 13th.

Camp is open.
Today, June 13th, marks the birthday of Jason Voorhees— and it’s the only Friday the 13th of the year, which makes it the perfect time to revisit all your favorites.

To celebrate, we’ve pulled together the complete Friday the 13th saga for an all-day bloodbath. From Pamela’s revenge to Jason in space, every chapter of the Jason legacy is streaming now.

Watchlist (in order):

Happy 79th birthday, Jason.

- The Final Girl
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June 09, 2025

New Screams of Summer

Incoming, incoming.
Hi, my sick slasher freaks.I have been working on lots of updates for y'all. Blogs now have comments. (so go comment, what are you waiting for?) Also, I finally got my handy dandy scraper tool working for platforms, and I know you are probably thinking, "What the heck does that mean?" — I get it, but it means mass imports for all movie titles for all years! (I know, this is great.)

On another note, it is officially 10 days away of the first day of summer. Slasher Summer is about to commence. I am going to put together a list of the best summer slashers, so pls chillax, in the mean time, I've added a bunch of killer treats for us to look forward to as well (muahahah).

June (and current):
July:
(*) currently in theaters.

I need to start making popcorn right meow.

- The Final Girl
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May 29, 2025

Friday Night Scaries

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You.
Okay my horror freaks — if you’re heading to the theater this Friday, Bring Her Back is the one you’ll want on your radar. Directed by the Philippou brothers (also directed and wrote Talk to Me), this one’s a slow-burn nightmare that crawls under your skin and stays there.

We follow two step-siblings, Andy and Piper, who’ve just lost their dad (already tragic wah), and are sent to live in the middle of nowhere with a soft-spoken but very off foster mom named Laura (played by Sally Hawkins). Piper’s blind — and Laura’s own daughter, also blind, died years ago. Coincidence? You already know the answer is no.

🩸 Bring Her Back is rated R for graphic violence, nudity, and some twisted imagery — so don’t bring your mom unless she’s cool like that.

- The Final Girl
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May 18, 2025

Grab Your Snuggle Bug: May's Got Movies That Bite

Jeepers creepers. Gore, gore, gore.
The flowers are rotting, the air’s thick with dread, and something is definitely scratching at your basement door. May isn’t blooming—it’s bleeding.

Forget your spring flings and sunny things. We’re swapping butterflies for body bags and pollen for panic attacks. Whether you’re cuddled up on the couch or white-knuckling your seat at the theater, this month’s horror lineup is here to chew you up and spit you into a puddle of popcorn.

Creep List:
(*) currently in theaters.

Nick's getting mad at me for not adding the oldies and classics. They'll be there, soon enough.

- The Final Girl
knifeAnd, don't forget to send us your suggestions.
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February 22, 2025

Happy Saturslay, Slashers!

New flicks, who this?
We've just added fresh terror to the site, so sharpen your knives and dim the lights. I'm currently stocking up on the newest 2025 horror films, including January's releases and upcoming February frights.

I have been in a complete Yellowjackets coma with the new season out, so of course we need to focus today's blog on Sophie Thatcher, staring in recent Heretic (2024) and upcoming Companion (2025).

Also, I realized recently one of the other main characters in the show (Misty, my favorite) is the one and only Christina Ricci — Kat from Casper (1995) and Wednesday from The Addams Family (1991), she is so great.


Here’s what we are shoppin’ for today:
I am in the process of adding much more 🔪 like sheesh, don't get your freaking knives in a bunch.

- The Final Girl
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December 18, 2024

'Tis the Season to Be Slashed 🎄
(and Happy Birthday to Kitten)

New holiday flicks have arrived!
Unwrap this holiday horror lineup that's scarier than your aunt's famous fruitcake and twice as surprising!

Pls, pls, pls if I missed any of your holiday freaky favs, send us a suggestion. Warning: we may bite.

- The Final Girl
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November 06, 2024

Fresh Flicks:
Last Year's Hits, Now In!

Brace yourselves... the best of 2023 horror has arrived.
Nick has given his days (and his nights) to the dark side, surviving endless chills and spine-tingling hours in search of the most sinister 2023 horror gems. We've tried to watch it all so you don't have to guess. Now, from ghostly gory to psychological nightmares, we've got you covered for your scariest search desires.

If there's a recent scream-worthy release that slipped past our shadows, let us know so we can add it.



- The Final Girl
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October 30, 2024

Sinister Secrets: What Lurks in Our Updates?
Happy Halloweenie Eve! knife

Hi guys! We are adding lots of updates.

Some things we've been cooking up:
  • Sign up to be a Slasher
    and log the freak in
  • Added [most] 2024 movies
  • Site Improvements

Lots more coming soon. Don't get your knives in a bunch.

- The Final Girl (jk, it's Paula)
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